Opa!!!
Eu to seguindo os passos do Folco e fazendo uma satira nesses molde para O Silmarillion, vou postar aqui o comecinho para vcs dizerem o que estão achando:
The Silmarillion
By Aragorn II
1st Part: Ainulidalë – The music of the Ainur
There was Exu the Essence, that in Arda is called Ilúvatar. He firt created the Ainur, the fuckheads, generated by his ass, that were his friends before everything being created.
They used to play Hide and Seek, Tic-Tac-Toe and Baseball, but after some time, Exu began to fell bored, and asked the Ainur to make a music with the theme that he showed them. So it happened, the Ainur started to sing:
AINUR: You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you makes me happyyyy, when the sky is grey...
AINUR 2: Old Mcdonald had a farm, yai-yai-yo!
AINUR 3: And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII, will always love youuuuuuuuuuu!!!
But the Ainur used to sing witch one a differend song, so Ilúvatar proposed them one fucking great theme to them sing all togheter, so said Exu:
EXU: I’ll give thou one motherfucker theme! And thou will sing this shit all togheter you bunch of asscraps!Why have I inspired thou with the unperish fart for? Do it right this time or I’ll kick your asses so deep in, that you’ll need a sink blurter to bring it back!
So the Ainur began to sing again, but all together this time:
AINUR: Lalalaaaaalalalaaalalalalaaaalaaalalalaaalala!!!!
But between the Ainur there was one that was the most powerfull and wisest of all, his name was Melkor, and he recused to sing that music, and started to distort it:
MELKOR: What a fag thing! I won’t sing that crap! I’ll sing by myself!
MELKOR: WAR FOR TERRITORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAR FOR TERRITORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So Exu rised his left had and showed another theme, and the Ainur started again:
AINUR: LA-LA-LALA!LA-LA-LALA!LA-LA-LALA-LA-LALA-LALA-LALA! Silvio Sant...Ops sorry...
But the dissonance of Melkor rised once again:
MELKOR: HELLRAISER!!!! HELLRAISERRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!