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F3ll0wsh1p of teh R1ng

Tópico em 'De Fã Para Fã' iniciado por nerjal, 30 Jun 2004.

  1. nerjal

    nerjal Usuário

    Bom, não sei se alguem jah postou isso (caso sim, eh soh deletar...procurei por palavras chave e naum encontrei)

    Mas eh muito engraçado, soh q precisa de uma noção de inglês...e saber um pouco da lingua maluca q rola na internet !

    [At Bilbo's 111th Birthday]
    Merry: "Omg, I pwn"
    Pippin: "Sif, I pwn"
    **Rocket goes off
    Gandalf: "Pwned!"


    Bilbo: "This = shiz, bai foos"
    Bilbo has left the server
    Frodo: "***!?"


    [later, in Bag End]
    Gandalf: "Give teh ringz0r to Frodo"
    Bilbo: "Sif! It r precious!"
    Gandalf: "STFU NOOB!!!"
    Bilbo: "ok"
    Gandalf has logged on as admin
    Bilbo has been kicked from The Shire


    **Later
    Gandalf: "Show me teh ring, foo!"
    **Gandalf rides out, does some research, comes back
    Gandalf: "OMGZ, it R teh ring!"
    Frodo: "***?"
    Gandalf has logged on as admin
    Frodo has been kicked from The Shire
    Sam has been kicked from The Shire


    [At Isengard]
    Gandalf: "sup dawg, i r g4nd4lf da gr3y!"
    Saruman: "Foo! U R teh noob!"
    Gandalf: "***?!"
    Saruman: "Sauron pwns joo!"
    Gandalf: "Sif, I R leet"
    **Sarumon beats the **** out of Gandalf
    Saruman: "Pwned!"


    [on the road to Bree]
    Merry: "look foos, shrooms!"
    Pippin: "Woot! Shrooms!"
    Frodo: "Ph34r!"
    Sam: "Shrooms!"
    Frodo: "PH34R!1!1"
    **black rider stops, sniffs, goes past
    Frodo: "OMG, packetloss!"


    [Bree, in the Inn of the Prancing Pony]
    **Frodo is drinking and dancing on a table, then slips
    Frodo has left the server
    Frodo has connected to the server
    Frodo: "OMGz, dc'd"
    Aragorn: "OMG, noobz"


    [at Weathertop]
    Merry: "Mmm, shrooms!"
    **MERRY IS BROADCASTING HIS IP ADDRESS!!!
    Frodo: "Foos! Ph34r teh haxorz"


    **the black riders attack
    Merry: "OMG!!!"
    Sam: "O.M.G!!!11"
    Pippin: "***"
    Frodo has left the server
    **head nazgul stabs Frodo's ghost
    Frodo has connected to the server
    Frodo: "***... hax!"
    **Aragorn lraps into the fray with a flaming brand
    Aragorn: "PH34r!!!!!!"
    Merry: "LOLOL flamed! "


    [on the road to Rivendell]
    Aragorn: "ZOMG!Arwen!"
    **Arwen rides up
    Aragorn: "A/S/L? Wanna net secks?"
    Arwen: "Sif! *** is up with Frodo?"
    Sam: "teh leet Hax0r "
    Arwen: "Firewall?"


    **Arwen rides off with Frodo, the nazgul give chase. Arwen crosses the ford at Rivendell.
    Arwen: "PH34R!! My dad pwns urs!"
    **nazgul start to cross
    Arwen: "LOLOLOLO noobs!!1!"
    **the ford rises up and washes the nazgul away
    Warning: Connection Problems Detected
    nazgul has disconnected
    nazgul has disconnected
    nazgul has disconnected
    nazgul has disconnected
    nazgul has disconnected
    nazgul has disconnected
    nazgul has disconnected
    Arwen: "Pwnt"


    [at the Council of Elrond]
    Gimli: "dwarves pwn!"
    Legolas: "Sif, Elves pwn!"
    Boromir: "OLOLOL noobs, men pwn!"
    Elrond: "STFU tards!!1!"
    **Frodo puts the ring on the plinth
    Gimili: "Sif ring pwns all!"
    **Gimli swings his axe at it, which shatters
    Elrond: "**sigh, noob"


    [Frodo meets up with Bilbo]
    Bilbo: "OLOL, me = 10th level thief!"
    Frodo: "OMG, u r teh pwn!"
    Bilbo: "Do u still have teh ringz0r?"
    **Frodo shows Bilbo the One Ring
    Bilbo: "OMG u tard, I want to TK you!"
    Frodo: "sif!"
    Bilbo: "ph34r my mithril"


    [The Fellowship leaves Rivendell]
    **Gandalf leads the fellowship through the mountains
    Legolas: "ZOMG, leet gfx!"
    Gimli: "I R dropping frames! FFS"
    **There's an avalanche which threatens to knock them off the shelf
    Gimli: "Gandalf, teh draw distance is too far!1!!1"
    Gandalf: "**Sigh. Moria?"
    Gimli votes to change map to Moria
    Votes 4 of 4 required
    Legolas: "lolol Gimli, time to upgrade!"


    [The fellowship approaches the gates of Moria]
    Gandalf: "FFS, its too hard! Anyone got a walkthrough?"
    **The gates of Mordor open, but the Guardian attacks!
    Frodo: "OMG! ph34r!"
    Boromir: "GL HF"
    Aragorn [broadsword] guardian
    Legolas [arrow] guardian
    Gandalf: "gg"


    [The fellowship enters the mines of Moria]
    Gimli: "OMG!!!! PWNED!"


    **After travelling some time in the dark the Fellowship come to a chamber with a large well
    Gandalf: "teh bookz0r has some clues!"
    **Merry knocks a skeleton in armour down the well
    Gandalf: "OMG! noob!"
    Merry: "d'oh"
    **The fellowship hears the ork drums
    Boromir: "***?"
    Aragorn: "***?"
    Frodo: "..."
    Gandalf: "Oh ffs >.<"
    **the fellowhip shores up the doors as the orks come
    Boromir: "TEAMS FFS!"
    Aragorn [broadsword] ork
    Gimli [axe] ork
    Legolas [arrow] ork
    Aragorn [broadsword] ork
    Aragorn [broadsword] ork
    Boromir [broadsword] ork
    Gimli [axe] ork
    Gimli [axe] ork
    ork: "OMG! h4x!"
    Gimli: "pwned"!
    Legolas [arrow] ork
    Legolas [arrow] ork
    Legolas: "lol!!"
    Boromir [broadsword] ork
    Gimli [axe] ork
    Gimli: "Foos!" Legolas [arrow] ork
    ork: "ffs, wallhax!"
    **The cavetroll enters the chambers destroying the doors
    Gandalf: "Oh ffs!"
    Boromir: "Omg, its teh boss!"
    Aragorn: "Sif noob, we're not at teh end yet!"
    **Cavetroll slams Boromir and Aragorn out of the way, and then skewers Frodo
    Sam: "OMG!"
    Gandalf: "OMG!"
    Aragorn: "omg, pwn!"
    **Legolas jumps on the cavetroll and shoots arrows down into its head
    Legolas [arrow] cavetroll
    Ork: "OMG! PWNED!"
    Gimli: "LOLOOLOL! noobs"
    **The fellowship then runs through Moria, chased the whole way by a horde of orks
    Boromir: "FFS! Teams, foos!"
    **A flaming shadow starts to follow them, and the orks withdraw
    Aragorn: "Now THIS is teh boss!"
    Gandalf: "OMG!"
    **The fellowship take to long flights of stairs that are starting to crumble and fall. Orks shoot at them with arrows.
    Legolas: "LOL, noobs. Chex0r this out!1!"
    Legolas [arrow] ork
    Legolas [arrow] ork
    ork: "AIMBOT!"
    ork: "turn it off!"
    Legolas: "lolol!"
    **The fellowship crosses a bridge, Gandalf stops to confront the balrog
    Gandalf: "joo shall not pass!"
    Balrog: "***?"
    Gandalf: "JOO SHALL NOT PASS!"
    Balrog: "Sif, noob"
    **Gandalf strikes the bridge with his staff, cracking it and causing it to break under the Balrog's weight
    Balrog: "ZOMG! PWNED!"
    Frodo: "OMG! Gandalf!"
    **The Balrog falls and in a last act of defiance strikes out with its whip, entangling Gandalf
    Gandalf: "D'oh"
    Frodo: "OMG, joo foo!"
    Gandalf: "fly u foos, fly!"
    **Gandalf lets go and follows the Balrog into the crevass
    Gandalf has left the server
    Balrog has disconnected


    [After escaping Moria the fellowship finds itself in Loth Lorien]
    **The fellowship rests, and in the night Frodo speaks with Galadriel
    Galadriel: "For a noob, u r teh leet!"
    Frodo: "Sif. I don't want teh ringz0r. Do u want teh ringz0r?"
    Galadriel: "******! SIF I want teh ringz0r. I have enough h4x of my own!1"


    [The fellowship leaves Loth Lorien and sets out via river]
    Saurman: "ph34r my army of uruk hai! Go outz0r, find teh hobbitz and pwnz0r them!"
    uruk hai: "leet!"


    [stopping at the banks of the river, the Fellowship sets up camp]
    **Frodo goes off looking for firewood, Boromir follows and confronts him
    Boromir: "Gimmie teh ringz0r so ** hax can fight teh boss!"
    Frodo: "Sif, foo. Punkbuster will pwn joo!"
    Boromir: "Naw, we play on non-pb servers"
    Frodo: "STFU noob"
    Frodo has left the server
    Boromir: "***! FRODO! Bring teh ringz0r back, faghat!"


    **A group of Uruk Hai encounter Boromir
    Boromir: "OH FFS, TEAMS!!"
    Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
    Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
    Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
    Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
    Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
    Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
    Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
    Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
    Boromir: "****ing campers"
    **Aragorn comes across the battle
    Aragorn: "Boromir joo noob! ***!"
    Uruk Hai: "Hah, pwn!"
    Aragorn [broadsword] Uruk Hai
    Aragorn: "I bring joo teh pwn!"
    **Aragorn goes to Boromir
    Boromir: "Damn lag!"
    Warning: Connection problems detected
    Boromir has disconnected
    Aragorn: "FFS!"


    [Frodo returns to the bank of the river where he gets into a boat. Sam 'sees' him]
    Sam: "Frodo! ***! Invisibility h4x!"
    Frodo has connected to the server
    Frodo: "Sam, STFU and FOAD!"
    Sam: "Sif!"
    Frodo: "Oh, ffs n00b!"


    3Nd!!!!11
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  2. :( :o?: :o?: Pena eu não entender nada :oops: , deveria ser bem intereçante, e você traduzisse melhor ainda!! :wink:
     
  3. The NIGHT ELF

    The NIGHT ELF Usuário

    Ok ...OK.......blehhh....naum entendi.....bulufas nenhuma....q merd....é essa????? :o?: :o?: :o?: :o?: :o?: :o?:
     
  4. Anakruss

    Anakruss Usuário

    tambem estou viajando nessa... :o?:
     
  5. Idril

    Idril Usuário

    Do pouco que entendi, parece SdA contado em um chat.
     
  6. Bellcross

    Bellcross Ei, Ó o Auê aí ó !

    Só sei que nada sei !!

    Que *&%^$# é essa que ta escrita ai ???
     
  7. nerjal

    nerjal Usuário

    Quem anda pela net por ae acaba conhecendo esse linguajar estranho de geeks q rola em fóruns, mIRC, etc...

    Entaum uns caras usaram esses jargões pra contar o roteiro da sociedade do anel

    To lendo pela decima vez e ainda me mato de dar risada !!

    Infelizmente se eu traduzir perde a graça.. :(
     
  8. Idril

    Idril Usuário

    Vou fazer a interpretação do texto, pra ajudar (ao menos o que eu entendi....já a parte em inglês, melhor eu não mecher):

    LOL = :lol:

    ** indica uma ação feita por alguém

    *** no meio das falas...não sei o que é.

    [arma que um deles estão usando]
     
  9. nerjal

    nerjal Usuário

    omg = oh my god - oh meu deus !
    lol = laughing out loud - rindo alto
    n00b = newbie - novato
    f00 = fool - tolo
    sif = as if - como se...
    teh/t3h = the - o/a/os/as
    stfu = shut the fuck up - cale-se
    j00 = you - você
    leet/l33t/1337 = elite - o cara bom mesmo...
    w00t - expresão de contentamento
    pwn/pwned - expressão de subjugamento
    ph34r - fear - tema!
    hax/h4x/hax0r - vem de hacker, ou alguem q subjuga ao outro
    tard = retard - retardado
    tk = take
    ffs = for fuck sake - pelo amor da f****a
    doh = fala padrão do Homer Simpson
    chex - check - checar
    pb - public
    [ação]
     
  10. Evestar

    Evestar Usuário

    hum que bagunça :o?:
     
  11. Rilo Kiley

    Rilo Kiley I'll Be Your Mirror...

    Não dá para entender nada :mrgreen:
     
  12. Unedë

    Unedë Usuário

    HUAHUAHAUHAUHAUAHUAHUAH :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
    q tosco... amei.
     
  13. Fosco Tuk

    Fosco Tuk Usuário

    (Sendo irônico)Nossa, entendi tudo... :aham: :tsc: :eek: :osigh: :o?: :| :roll: :?
     

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