Deriel
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Todos assistiram "Pulp Fiction", do Tarantino, certo? Senão, fica de lição de casa pro final de semana. Vocês chegam pro cara da locadora e dizem "Tio Dé mandou eu assistir Pulp Fiction", pegam o filme e assistam. Depois, divirtam-se com a série "Pulp Fiction Silmarillion":
(se alguém quiser traduzir, feel free, mas eu não irei)
Fingolfin: What's Feanor look like, Morgoth?
Morgoth: What?
Fingolfin: Where are you from, Morgoth?
Morgoth: What?
Fingolfin: What ain't no country I ever heard of. They speak Quenya in What?
Morgoth: What?
Fingolfin: Quenya, Motherf***er! DO YOU SPEAK IT?
Morgoth: Y-Yes.
Fingolfin: Tell me what Feanor looks like?
Morgoth: What?
Fingolfin: Say What one more time, I DARE you? <raises his sword> Now tell me what Feanor looks like.
Morgoth: Well, he fair-skinned.
Fingolfin: Yeah?
Morgoth: He's got black hair...
Fingolfin: Does he look like a bitch?!?
Morgoth: What?!
Fingolfin: <Stabs Morgoth in the shoulder> DOES HE LOOK...LIKE A BITCH??
Morgoth: N-no.
Fingolfin: Then why'd you try to f**k him like a bitch??
Morgoth: I-I didn't.
Fingolfin: Yes you did, Morgoth. YES YOU DID, and Feanor doesn't like to be f***ed by anyone except Mrs. Feanor.
(se alguém quiser traduzir, feel free, mas eu não irei)
Fingolfin: What's Feanor look like, Morgoth?
Morgoth: What?
Fingolfin: Where are you from, Morgoth?
Morgoth: What?
Fingolfin: What ain't no country I ever heard of. They speak Quenya in What?
Morgoth: What?
Fingolfin: Quenya, Motherf***er! DO YOU SPEAK IT?
Morgoth: Y-Yes.
Fingolfin: Tell me what Feanor looks like?
Morgoth: What?
Fingolfin: Say What one more time, I DARE you? <raises his sword> Now tell me what Feanor looks like.
Morgoth: Well, he fair-skinned.
Fingolfin: Yeah?
Morgoth: He's got black hair...
Fingolfin: Does he look like a bitch?!?
Morgoth: What?!
Fingolfin: <Stabs Morgoth in the shoulder> DOES HE LOOK...LIKE A BITCH??
Morgoth: N-no.
Fingolfin: Then why'd you try to f**k him like a bitch??
Morgoth: I-I didn't.
Fingolfin: Yes you did, Morgoth. YES YOU DID, and Feanor doesn't like to be f***ed by anyone except Mrs. Feanor.