Achei este pequeno texto no Slashdot, mais exatamente nesta notícia e gostaria de compartilhar com vocês. Lamento por estar em inglês e conto com uma boa alma para traduzi-lo
You think it's your patriotic duty to spend money you don't have on crap you don't need. You think Hillary lost because of sexism, when it's actually because she's just a bad liar. You think Iraq is better off now than before we invaded, and don't understand why they're so ungrateful. You think Tim Russert was a great journalist. You're hopping mad about an auto industry bailout that cost a squirt of piss compared to a Wall Street heist of galactic dimensions, due to a housing crash you somehow have blamed on minorities. It took you six years to figure out what a tool Bush is, but you think Obama will make it all better. You deem it hunky dory that we conduct national policy debates via 8-second clips from "The View." You think God zapped humans into existence a few thousand years ago, although your appendix and wisdom teeth disagree. You like watching vicious assholes insult each other on TV. You support gun rights, because firing one gives you a chubby. You cuddle falsehoods and resent enlightenment. You think the fact that 43% of whites could stomach voting for an incredibly charismatic and eloquent light-skinned black guy who was raised by white people means racism is over. You think progressive taxation is socialism. 1 in 100 of you are in jail, and you think it should be more. You are shallow, inconsiderate, afraid, brand-conscious, sedentary, and totally self-obsessed. You are American.