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[Star Wars] Imagens e Vídeos Aleatórios

Tópico em 'Clube Star Wars' iniciado por Clara, 16 Mar 2014.

  1. Clara

    Clara Antifa Usuário Premium

    É só a máscara. =]
     
  2. Nírasolmo

    Nírasolmo Usuário

    Não, mas imagine se já implicaram com a máscara, se fosse a fantasia do uniforme internariam num hospício pelo jeito!
     
    • Mandar Coração Mandar Coração x 1
  3. Bruce Torres

    Bruce Torres Let's be alone together.

  4. Bruce Torres

    Bruce Torres Let's be alone together.

    • LOL LOL x 3
  5. Clara

    Clara Antifa Usuário Premium

    • LOL LOL x 2
  6. Giuseppe

    Giuseppe Eternamente humano.

    Uma obra-prima como essa merece um Oscar e NÃO PODE passar despercebida! Tem menos de 3 minutos, vejam essa montagem que vale a pena! Trata-se de Star Wars "redublado" com falas de Liam Gallagher. Isso aí é PURE GOLD!
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    --- Mensagem Dupla Unificada, 12 Nov 2018 às 14:26, Data da Mensagem Original: 12 Nov 2018 às 14:19 ---
    Eis uma transcrição já que o sotaque é difícil de entender, com todos os créditos à Crystalline Entity (user do Youtube):
    [ dramatic Star Wars music ] Darth Liam Vader: [ to no one in particular ] Right, then, who's first, then. It's gotta be you with that weird haircut there - how many haircuts you got THERE? FOUR? [ cue guitar intro from 'Cigarettes and Alcohol' ] [ dramatic music ] Stormtrooper Commander: [ to Vader ] The Death Star plans are NOT in the main computer. [ Darth Liam physically choking and lifting up Captain Raymus Antilles by the neck ] Darth Liam Vader: [ to Antilles ] I don't give a fook... if you don't suck... my cock. But if you mess my fookin' hair up - Raymus Antilles: [ choking ] This is a consular ship… We're on a diplomatic mission… Darth Liam Vader: I'm fookin' Liam Gallagher, y'knowotImean, you won't talk to me like shit. You don't touch a man's haircut. [ breaks Antilles' neck and throws him against a pillar ] Darth Liam Vader: [ turns away and remarks to no one in particular ] Bleahhhhh...! Little fookin' leprechaun. Proper cunt. [ Senator Leia Organa being marched through a corridor by Stormtroopers, accompanied by ominous music. Darth Liam comes to meet her. ] Leia Organa: Darth Vader. Only you could be so bold. Darth Liam Vader: Leave it out, grandma, okay - what the fook do YOU know? This coat, right, sweetheart, right, cost me Eight-Hundred English Pounds, right, yeah. D'you think I'm wearin' it once? Now, you got another think comin'. Leia Organa: I don't know what you're talking about. Darth Liam Vader: Look, we don't fookin' half use'em. If you like us, great, if you don't... fook RIGHT off. [ sends Leia away ] Imperial Officer Daine Jir: [ to Vader ] Holding her is dangerous. If word of this gets out, it could generate sympathy for the Rebellion in the Senate. Darth Liam Vader: Leave it out - you takin' the piss, mate? It's your thing, you do that, I'll just...... be cool as fook over 'ere. Daine Jir: She'll die before she'll tell you anything. Darth Liam Vader: Whoopee. Silly little cow. I've had bigger arguments with me toenails, d'yerknowotImean? Imperial Officer Nahdonnis Praji: Lord Vader? Darth Liam Vader: Fookin'ell...! Nahdonnis Praji: The battle station plans are not aboard this ship. And no transmissions were made. An escape pod was jettisoned during the fighting, but no life forms were aboard. Darth Liam Vader: [ turns to Daine Jir, baffled ] Ignore it, man, just fooking... [ turns back to Praji ] Ignore it. Fook it, innit. Fook that shit. I've done my bit. Ignore it. Nahdonnis Praji: Yes, sir. Darth Liam Vader: Lovely. [ A ship heads towards the Death Star, accompanied by dramatic music ] Admiral Conan Antonio Motti: [ sardonically, to Vader ] Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerer's ways, Lord Vader. Your sad devotion to that ancient religion has not helped you conjure up the stolen data tapes, or given you clairvoyance enough to find the Rebels' hidden - [ suddenly starts to choke up ] Darth Liam Vader: [ Force-choking Motti, breathing heavily, speaking ominously ] You, boy... You shouldn't go around lyin', saying I intimidated him. Stirring shit! An' I don't intimidate women. [ continues to Force-choke Motti ] Grand Moff Wilhuff Tarkin: Enough of this. Vader! Release him! [ Vader finally releases Motti ] Darth Liam Vader: [ mutters to no one in particular ] Vader, who's Vader. The world's fookin' full of it these days... [ ominous music, as Darth Liam confronts Luke with the paternity results ] Darth Liam Vader: [ to Luke Skywalker ] Your'e a good-lookin' kid. Takes after his dad. Luke Skywalker: [ sobbing ] No... No... It's not true... Darth Liam Vader: Was far too drunk to fookin' feel it, mate. Luke Skywalker: [ shouts ] That's impossible !!! Darth Liam Vader: Y'know, I'm as gutted as much as youse are, y'knowotImean? but... Get up off your hands 'n' knees, son. Luke Skywalker: [ screaming ] NOOOOOO!!!! Noooo... Darth Liam Vader: [ dramatic music ] ...... Everyone needs to fookin' chill out.
     

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