Aê pessoal, aqui está a continuação. Ficou pequena, mas se vcs gostarem dessa, amanhã eu escrevo o dobro. Eu mesmo achei ela pior que a primeira parte, mas da pra ler.
Continuação do roteiro:
Bilbo puts on the ring and becomes invisible. Everybody is shocked!
We are now inside Bilbo s house. The door opens slowly and then closes. We suddenly see Bilbo appearing out of nowhere. He took the ring of his finger. Bilbo hears a voice.
GANDALF: Come here, in the bedroom.
Bilbo enters the bedroom and sees Gandalf in his bed.
GANDALF: I was waiting for you!
BILBO: Not now, Gandy. Not now.
GANDALF: What s the problem?
BILBO: I got to get the fuck out here before anyone sees me!
GANDALF: Not even a blow...
BILBO: No!
GANDALF: Alright, do what you want! But are you sure you are going to take the ring? You saw what Saruman did! He might find you, kill your motherfucking ass and take the ring. What is this ring, anyway?
BILBO: I don t know.
GANDALF: Are you sure?
BILBO: Yes I am, Gandalf. I ll leave it to Frodo anyway.
GANDALF: The ring?
BILBO: No, my ass!!!! Of course it s the ring.!
GANDALF: You know Frodo is still in his adolescence. He might use the ring for masturbation, since he can t get any sex in the Shire.
BILBO: Don t worry about Frodo, the goats takes care of his sexual desire.
GANDALF: Ok. Do what you want!
BILBO: Goodbye, Gandalf!
GANDALF: Goodbye, you little bastard!
Bilbo starts walking to the door.
GANDALF: Bilbo, aren t you forgetting something?
BILBO: What?
Gandalf gets a dildo from under Bilbo s bed.
BILBO: Oh, yeah! I almost forgot!
GANDALF: Remember, Bilbo. Safe sex!
BILBO: Alright, I ll leave the ring on the table.
GANDALF: Alright, get the hell out of here already! Your starting to piss me of!!!!!
Bilbo runs out of his house and closes the door.
GANDALF: I wonder if I ll ever see that little ass again...
Gandalf walks out the door and jumps on his horse. He sees Frodo coming.
FRODO: Gandalf, where the hell are you going?
GANDLF: I m going, but I ll be back, soon. Ah, and Bilbo left you a little present on the table.
Frodo runs inside the house, looks at the table and sees the ring.
FRODO: Yesssssss!!!!!!!!!!
Frodo puts on the ring and becomes invisible. He s in the Shadow world now, but he can see almost perfectly everything.
He gets out of the house and runs down the road to Sam s house.
He enters Sam s garden and looks inside the house to see Sam and Rosie having sex.
FRODO: I should have gotten popcorn!!!
Rosie starts spanking Sam in the ass. Sam is screaming. Frodo lowers his pants and starts to masturbate.
FRODO: Oh, boy! Spank him! Spank him!
While Frodo is masturbating, the ring slips off his finger and he doesn t notice. He continues to masturbate, but now visible.
Sam and Rosie look at him, surprised. Frodo sees that Sam and Rosie are looking at him!
Frodo pulls his pants up, gets the ring and runs away.
E aí? Ficou ruinzinho, né?
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"A vida é uma doença terminal"
(Clube da Insônia)
