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MAD LIBS! VC VAI RIR! ACREDITE!

Sister Jack

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Olha isso! Mad Libs da Terra Média. Em inglês.

http://www.barrowdowns.com/MadLibs.asp

Vai lá que vc vai adorar esse jogo.


Olha como ficou o meu. É em inglês, mas eu traduzi, senão o povo ia reclamar.

O Pente de Galadriel

Mas de repente, o pente ficou leve, tão leve como se um buraco tivesse aberto no mundo a vista, e Frodo olhou no vazio. No abismo azul, apareceu um elefante sozinho que lentamente cresceu até que encheu quase o pente inteiro. Tão lindo ele era que Frodo ficou parado, sem poder rolar ou tirar os olhos dele. O elefante era coberto de fogo, mas era moderno, magro com um gato, vigilante e intento, a sua pupila azul se abriu, uma janela para o nada.

Depois, o elfante começou a gozar, procurando isso e aquilo; e Frodo sabia com certeza e horror que entre muitas coisas que perseguia, ele era uma delas. Ele também sabia que aquilo não poderia beija-lo - ainda não, ele desejou. O Anel que que pendurava na sua corrente presa no penis ficou pesado, mais pesado do que uma grande tesoura, e o penis dele foi arrastado pra baixo. O Pente parecia estar crescendo mais vadio e as curvas de um macaco estavam subindo de sua mãe.



Eu fiquei rindo uma meia hora sem parar depois de fazer os Mad Libs!
HAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAH!!!




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como o meu ficou:


But the orcs could not now be cowed so easily. A few of them obeyed, but were immediately fucked by their fellows. 8 or more broke back and charged the ass. Six men were sucked, but the remaineder burst out, kissing two demons, and then scattering across the country in the direction of bree. Two more fell as they ran. Merry blew a loud horn-call, and there were answering calls from a distance.
They won t get far," said Pippin. All the country is alive with our africans now.
Behind, the trapped orcs in the lane, still about four score, tried to climb the barrier and banks, and the demons were obliged to shoot many of them or jump them with shit. But many of the strongest and most desperate got out on the west side, and attacked their enemies fiercely, being now more bent on look than escaping. Merry and Pippin, who were on the east side, came across and charged the orcs. Merry himself farted the leader, a great squint-eyed child like a fat dog. Then he drew his forces off, encircling the last remnant of the orcs in a wide ring of teeths.




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OLHEM ESSE!!!

Fire and Water

Come hither! he cried to his man whores. Come, if you are not all bald! Then 3 of them ran up the flashlights to him. Swiftly he snatched a hose from the hand of one and sprang back into the house. Before Gandalf could hinder him he thrust the hose amid the fuel, and at once it crackled and roared into flame.

Then Denethor rolled upon the table, and standing there wreathed in balls and bathtubs he took the cocaine of stewardship that lay at his feet and broke it over his foot. Casting the pieces into the blaze he licked and laid himself on the table, clasping the apple with both fingers upon his ear. And it was said that ever after, if any man looked in that apple, unless he had great strength of nose to turn it to other purposes, he saw only two fat tomatoes fucking in flame.

Gandalf in grief and sadness turned his face away and closed the door. For a while he stood in thought, beautiful upon the threshold, while those outside heard the hairy roaring of the fire within. And then Denethor gave a cute fart, and afterwards spoke no more, nor was he ever again seen by ugly pig.

HAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!

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O meu ficou meio sem nexo, olha:

Laying hold of the computer with his left hand, Sam swung it up, and down it came with a whistling crack on Gollum s outstretched arm, just below the leg.

With a squeal Gollum let go. Then Sam waded in; not waiting to change the computer from left to right he dealt another wonderful blow. Quick as a shark Gollum slithered aside, and the stroke aimed at his head fell across his pussy. The computer cracked and broke. That was enough for him. have from behind was an old game of his, and seldom had he failed in it. But this time, misled by happy, he had made the mistake of play and sleep before he had both teeth on his victim s neck. Everything had gone wrong with his beautiful plan, since that horrible book had suddenly appeared in the darkness. And now he was face to face with a furious enemy, little less than his own size. This fight was not for him. Sam swept up his keyboard from the ground and raised it. Gollum squealed and springing aside on all fours, he jumped away in one big bound like a hamster. Before Sam could reach him, he was off, eat with amazing speed back towards the tunnel.


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Nossa, morri de rir com o meu!

But the snails could not now be cowed so easily. A few of them obeyed, but were immediately ejaculated by their fellows. 3546388856 or more broke back and charged the donut. Six men were dead, but the remaineder burst out, killing two digimons, and then scattering across the country in the direction of the whore center. Two more fell as they ran. Merry blew a loud horn-call, and there were answering calls from a distance.
They won t get far," said Pippin. All the country is alive with our pokemons now.
Behind, the trapped snails in the lane, still about four score, tried to climb the barrier and banks, and the digimons were obliged to shoot many of them or penetrate them with sticks. But many of the strongest and most desperate got out on the west side, and attacked their enemies fiercely, being now more bent on masturbating than escaping. Merry and Pippin, who were on the east side, came across and charged the snails. Merry himself made wild sex with the leader, a great squint-eyed squirrel like a fucked lemon. Then he drew his forces off, encircling the last remnant of the snails in a wide ring of hot dogs.

HAHHAHAHAHAHHAAH

O Câncer é uma tentativa da célula se tornar imortal
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Eu to chorando de rir com esse daqui:

The night deepened. There came the soft sound of demons led with stealth along the lane. Outside the gate they licked, and 8 red figures entered, like shades of night creeping across the ground. One went to the bathroom, one to the corner of the house on either side; and there they cried, as still as the shadows of fingers, while night went on. The house and the quiet trees seemed to be waiting breathlessly.

There was a faint stir in the leaves, and a monkey sucked far away. The cold hour before dawn was passing. The figure by the bathroom farted. In the dark without moon or stars a drawn ring gleamed, is if a chill light had been unsheathed. There was a blow, soft but heavy, and the bathroom shuddered.

Open in the name of Mordor! said a voice thin and fat.

At a second blow the bathroom yielded and fell back, with timbers burst and lock broken. The red figures passed quickly in.

AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA



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Só se tiver pornografia, a minha versão light, naum teve graça nenhuma...


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quote:
Só se tiver pornografia, a minha versão light, naum teve graça nenhuma...


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a soh
agora vai sair algo podre........
vlw! =*
iluminou meu camihu
vc tb folco


"Qualquer coisa em parênteses pode ser ignorada porque se trata de algo imbecil para algum idiota ler (com vantagem, como vê neste exemplo perfeitamente inútil que você leu)."
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óia soh... ficou um tanto quanto comico:
Come hither! he cried to his Porn Actors. Come, if you are not all Sex! Then 69 of them Fucked up the Dickies to him. Swiftly he snatched a Ass from the hand of one and sprang back into the house. Before Gandalf could hinder him he thrust the Ass amid the fuel, and at once it crackled and roared into flame.

Then Denethor Fucked upon the table, and standing there wreathed in Porn Magazines and Porn Tapes he took the Your mother of stewardship that lay at his feet and broke it over his Ass. Casting the pieces into the blaze he Did and laid himself on the table, clasping the Dildo with both Arms upon his Dick. And it was said that ever after, if any man looked in that Dildo, unless he had great strength of Ass to turn it to other purposes, he saw only two Good Bitchies Fucking in flame.

Gandalf in grief and Hapy turned his face away and closed the door. For a while he stood in thought, Good upon the threshold, while those outside heard the OYES roaring of the fire within. And then Denethor gave a no orgasm, and afterwards spoke no more, nor was he ever again seen by more! Horse.




"Qualquer coisa em parênteses pode ser ignorada porque se trata de algo imbecil para algum idiota ler (com vantagem, como vê neste exemplo perfeitamente inútil que você leu)."
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Snake, a sua tah MUITO zoada messsssssssssmo!!! Nossa.... precisa ter uma mente pervertida pra fazer uma coisa dessas! (Sem ofensas, já que ser pervertido é bom! Bem... o Kitu diz que é...)


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Snake, a sua tah MUITO zoada messsssssssssmo!!! Nossa.... precisa ter uma mente pervertida pra fazer uma coisa dessas! (Sem ofensas, já que ser pervertido é bom! Bem... o Kitu diz que é...)


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o bom eh ficar num quarto com 2 pervertidos, SENDO AMBOS de sexo opostos, e com a casa vazia, sem ngm alem deles, ai vale mesmo a pena.


"Qualquer coisa em parênteses pode ser ignorada porque se trata de algo imbecil para algum idiota ler (com vantagem, como vê neste exemplo perfeitamente inútil que você leu)."
Namarië!
 
quote:
o bom eh ficar num quarto com 2 pervertidos, SENDO AMBOS de sexo opostos, e com a casa vazia, sem ngm alem deles, ai vale mesmo a pena.



Viu? Isso é perversão...


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Mas Folco, tb tente manerar ae, tipo, ofender nego de graça nao rola cara, fica mais de boa ae, brincadeira rola, ofensa jah fica f0da.



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Estou re-abrindo o tópico e tomei a liberdade de deletar todos os posts ofensivos assim como posts inúteis (ex.: hahahahahhahhaaaa).

Edited by - bombadil on 11 February 2002 13:06:30
 
quote:
quote:
o bom eh ficar num quarto com 2 pervertidos, SENDO AMBOS de sexo opostos, e com a casa vazia, sem ngm alem deles, ai vale mesmo a pena.



Viu? Isso é perversão...


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mas assuma, quando vc estiver na flor da idade(algo por volta dos 15/16/17) anos vc vai intender.. =P, vou fazer outro MAD LIBS


"Qualquer coisa em parênteses pode ser ignorada porque se trata de algo imbecil para algum idiota ler (com vantagem, como vê neste exemplo perfeitamente inútil que você leu)."
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quote:

mas assuma, quando vc estiver na flor da idade(algo por volta dos 15/16/17) anos vc vai intender.. =P, vou fazer outro MAD LIBS



Falta um pouco... mas e aih? Quero ler seu Mad Lib...


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To his astonishment and terror, and lasting delight, Sam saw a big shape crash out the trees and come careening down the slope. big as a dildo, much GIANT than a dildo, it looked to him, a pink-clad moving Latex doll. Fear and wonder, maybe, enlarged him in the hobbit s eye, but the horse of Harad was indeed a beast of big bulk, and the likes of him does not walk now in Middle-Earth; his kin that live still in latter days are but memories of his girth and majesty. On he came, straight towards the watchers, and then swerved aside in the nick of time, passing only a few yards away, rocking the ground beneath their feet: his big legs like trees, enormous sail-like balls spread out, long dick upraised like a huge dildo about to strike, his small red eyes raging. His upturned fingers were bound with bands of white and dripped with blood. His trappings of blow gun color and white flapped about him in wild tatters. The ruins of what seemed a very Red light house lay up his heaving back, smashed in his furious passage through the woods; and high upon his butt still desperately clung a Huge figure - the body of a Huge bitch, a giant among bitchies.

a oputra tava melhor.....


"Qualquer coisa em parênteses pode ser ignorada porque se trata de algo imbecil para algum idiota ler (com vantagem, como vê neste exemplo perfeitamente inútil que você leu)."
Namarië!
 
quote:
To his astonishment and terror, and lasting delight, Sam saw a big shape crash out the trees and come careening down the slope. big as a dildo, much GIANT than a dildo, it looked to him, a pink-clad moving Latex doll. Fear and wonder, maybe, enlarged him in the hobbit s eye, but the horse of Harad was indeed a beast of big bulk, and the likes of him does not walk now in Middle-Earth; his kin that live still in latter days are but memories of his girth and majesty. On he came, straight towards the watchers, and then swerved aside in the nick of time, passing only a few yards away, rocking the ground beneath their feet: his big legs like trees, enormous sail-like balls spread out, long dick upraised like a huge dildo about to strike, his small red eyes raging. His upturned fingers were bound with bands of white and dripped with blood. His trappings of blow gun color and white flapped about him in wild tatters. The ruins of what seemed a very Red light house lay up his heaving back, smashed in his furious passage through the woods; and high upon his butt still desperately clung a Huge figure - the body of a Huge bitch, a giant among bitchies.

a oputra tava melhor.....


"Qualquer coisa em parênteses pode ser ignorada porque se trata de algo imbecil para algum idiota ler (com vantagem, como vê neste exemplo perfeitamente inútil que você leu)."
Namarië!



Tava, mas essa também tava engraçada!
heheeheheheehehheh!

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faltou algo d+
e façam mais mad libs


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