Sam Gamgee
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Povo... uma brincadeira que nego dum fórum americano de LOTR fez!! Pegar as quotes do filme e substituir alguns substantivos (e até mesmo verbos) pela palavra "pants"!
Algumas são meio bobas... mas outras muuuito engraçadas!!
A lista é grande! here it goes!
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Legolas: He is Aragorn, son of Arathorn. You owe him your pants.
Boromir: Gondor has no pants. Gondor needs no pants.
Galadriel s intro...
The earth is changing...
I feel it in the water...
I feel it in the earth...
I smell it in the pants...
Gandalf: There is only one lord of the pants, and Sauron does not share his pants!
Galadriel: You bring great pants to the Wood, Frodo of the Shire... one who has seen the pants!
Arwen: What s this? A Ranger caught with his pants down?
Aragorn: Legolas, get them off. them refers to pants... original quote was get them up
Pippin: There!
Merry: Stick it in the pants!
Pippin: It is in the pants!
Merry: I meant outside!
Pippin: This was your idea!
BOOM! (I would very much like to know what Pip stuck in the pants that went boom)
Frodo: Sam, I m glad you pantsed me.
Pippin: What s he (Frodo) doing?
Merry: He s pantsing us.
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Galadriel: Even the smallest person can change the pants of the future.
Aragorn: Boromir! Give the pants to Frodo.
Aragorn: (after Arwen has given him the silver pendant thingy) You can t give me pants.
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Frodo:I will take the Pants, although I do not know the way
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Bilbo: "No more visitors, relatives, or interviews!"
Gandalf: "What about very old pants?
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Aragorn/Legolas/Gimli: (and)You have my pants
Gimli: Nobody pants a dwarf.
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Pippin: "What about pants?"
Merry: "I don t think he knows about pants, Pip."
Gollum: Noooooooooo! Pants is lost!
Gimli (being caught by Legolas in Moria): Not the pants!
Sam: You ve been in the Farmer Maggot s pants!
Gandalf: If you are referring to the incident with the pants, I was barely involved.
Barliman Butterbur (owner of the prancing pony): We ve got some nice hobbit-sized pants.
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Merry: "I don t know why he s so upset. It s only a pair of pants"
Bilbo: The pants glow when orcs are near.
Gollum: paaaaaaaaaannnnttttssssss
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Legolas: Pants draw near,I can feel it.
Boromir:One does simply not walk into pants, there are pants there that do not sleep
Elrond: Pants from distant lands....
Gandalf: (in Moria) Pants are coming.
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Haldir of Lorien: You have entered the realm of the Lady of the Pants."
Sam: I wasn t droppin no pants, sir, honest!
Haldir: Your pants breathe so loud we could have shot him in the dark.
Aragorn: They were once pants.
Aragorn: Now they are slaves to his pants
Galadriel: To be ringbearer, is to be pants.
Pippin: They come in pants?! I m getting one.
Sam: Mr. Frodo ain t goin nowhere without pants.
Arwen: If you want him, come and pants him!
Gandalf: I m not trying to rob you, I m trying to pants you.
Orc: What pants from Mordor, my Lord?
Sam: I made a promise: don t you pants him Samwise Gamgee!
Bilbo: ...I pants less than half of you half as well as you deserve!
Gandalf: The pants of Saruman are not easily tossed aside...
Aragorn: Are you pants? Not nearly pants enough.
Galadriel: Will you look into the pants?
Arwen: It is mine to give to whom I pants.
Aragorn: If by my life or death, I can pants you, I will.
Boromir: They have cave pants.
Bilbo: Deep down I think Frodo is still in love with the pants.
Gandalf:Fool of a Took! Throw yourself in next time
and rid us of your pants.
Gandalf: (refering to the ring) It wants to be pants, Frodo.
Elrond: It cannot be pants(ed) by any craft we hereby possess.
Boromir: Then you pants(ed) what I could not.
Saruman: Then you have chosen pants.
Elrond: It is hardly possible to pants you...
Frodo: I think we should get off the pants.
Aragorn: Rest and recover your pants, master dwarf.
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Aragorn: Let s hunt some pants!
Merry: What ARE they?
Aragorn: They are the pants. The pants.
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Aragorn: "At all times they feel the presence of the pants...they will never stop hunting pants."
Gandalf: "...all we have to decide, is what to do with the pants that are given to us..."
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Aragorn: I would have followed you into the very pants of Mordor.
Elrond: Pants are weak
Aragorn: Pants down, Legolas.
Elrond: Bring forth the pants, Frodo
Saruman: Bring me the pants alive and unspoiled.
Arwen: I would rather share one pant with you, than face all the pants of this world alone.
Gandalf: He s very fond of pants you know.
Boromir: Shards of pants.
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Frodo: Remember what Bilbo said, "It s a dangerous business stepping out your front door, if you don t watch your way, you might lose your pants.
Legolas: You do not mean to pants them.
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Gandalf: Speak, pants, and enter.
Gandalf: Where are [is] the pants? Are they [is it] safe?
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Boromir: Long has Gondor kept the pants of Mordor at bay, while your pants kept safe.
Boromir:This is pants s heir?
Legolas: And heir to the pants of Gondor.
Boromir:It is long since we had any pants.
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Gandalf: There are many magic pants in this world, Bilbo Baggins, and none of them should be used lightly.
Intro: For power can be held in the smallest of things...and used for the greatest of pants.
Gandalf: Fly, you pants!
Gollum and Bilbo: It s mine... my own.. my pants...
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Elrond/Legolas: The pants must be destroyed.
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Legolas: (sensing danger) Pants from Dunland!
Arwen: Why do you fear the past, you are Isildur s pants, not Isildur himself.
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Pippin: We re coming too. Besides, you need some pants on this mission...quest...thing.
Merry: I guess that rules you out Pip.
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Sam: Don t you leave his pants up, Samwise Gamgee. And I don t mean to.
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Haldir: Your dwarf breathes so loud we could have pantsed him in the dark.
One ring to rule them all
One ring to find them
One ring to bring them all
and in the darkness pants them!
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Orc to Saruman: The pants are strong, my lord....
Saruman: Rip them all down!
Aragorn to Boromir (touching dying scene):
....but I swear to you, I will not let the white pants fall...
Mais...
Introduction:
One pant(s) to rule them all
One pant(s) to find them
One pant(s) to bring them all
and in the darkness bind them!
Men, above all else, desire pants.
The power of the one pant(s) could not be undone.
For the pants of men are easily tempted. The pants had a will of their own.
The time will come when pants will shape the fortunes of all.
Hobbiton:
Gandalf:You think I d miss your Uncle Bilbo s pants?
Frodo: Whatever you did, you ve been officially labeled "a disturber of the pants."
Bilbo (telling story to the kids): There I was, at the mercy of three monstrous pants.
Gandalf: Hold out your pants, Frodo.
Gandalf:The pants have awoken - they ve heard their master s call
Gandalf: You cannot offer me these pants.
Frodo: I m giving them to you!
Gandalf: Don t tempt me, Frodo!
Isengard:
Saruman: His pants have lost none of their potency.
Saruman: Sauron s pants are already moving.
Saruman:A Hobbit cannot contend with the pants of Sauron.
Saruman: Embrace the power of the pants!
Rivendell:
Frodo: Where am I?
Gandalf: In the pants of Elrond.
Gandalf: Sam has hardly left your pants.
Elrond: I was there the day the strength of pants failed.
Arwen: Why do you fear the pants?
Aragorn: You cannot wield them. None of us can. The one pant(s) answer to Sauron alone.
On the mountain:
Legolas: There are foul pants in the air...
Moria:
Aragorn: (at the walls of Moria) Do not disturb the pants.
Gandalf: Be on your guard. There are older and fouler things than Orcs in the deep pants of the world.
Gandalf: The pants of Bilbo may rule the fate of men.
Gandalf: The pants don t smell so foul here.
Sam: There s a pants opener, make no mistake.
Gandalf: I think there is more to these pants than meet the eye.
Gandalf (to Aragorn): Pants are no use here!
Lothlorien:
Galadriel: Do not let your pants be troubled.
Aragorn: These pants are well-protected.
Boromir: The pants of Gondor have returned.
Galadriel: He will try to take the pants. You know of whom I speak.
Toward the end:
Aragorn: Long have I desired to look upon the pants of old - my kin.
Aragorn: I don t know what strength is in my pants.
Aragorn: Not while we have pants left!
É isso! Have fun!
salve vcs,
Sam Gamgee
-|- keep the xena spirit alive... battle on, xena -|-
Algumas são meio bobas... mas outras muuuito engraçadas!!
A lista é grande! here it goes!
-------------------------------------
Legolas: He is Aragorn, son of Arathorn. You owe him your pants.
Boromir: Gondor has no pants. Gondor needs no pants.
Galadriel s intro...
The earth is changing...
I feel it in the water...
I feel it in the earth...
I smell it in the pants...
Gandalf: There is only one lord of the pants, and Sauron does not share his pants!
Galadriel: You bring great pants to the Wood, Frodo of the Shire... one who has seen the pants!
Arwen: What s this? A Ranger caught with his pants down?
Aragorn: Legolas, get them off. them refers to pants... original quote was get them up
Pippin: There!
Merry: Stick it in the pants!
Pippin: It is in the pants!
Merry: I meant outside!
Pippin: This was your idea!
BOOM! (I would very much like to know what Pip stuck in the pants that went boom)
Frodo: Sam, I m glad you pantsed me.
Pippin: What s he (Frodo) doing?
Merry: He s pantsing us.
-------------------------------
Galadriel: Even the smallest person can change the pants of the future.
Aragorn: Boromir! Give the pants to Frodo.
Aragorn: (after Arwen has given him the silver pendant thingy) You can t give me pants.
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Frodo:I will take the Pants, although I do not know the way
-------------------------------
Bilbo: "No more visitors, relatives, or interviews!"
Gandalf: "What about very old pants?
-------------------------------
Aragorn/Legolas/Gimli: (and)You have my pants
Gimli: Nobody pants a dwarf.
--------------------------------------
Pippin: "What about pants?"
Merry: "I don t think he knows about pants, Pip."
Gollum: Noooooooooo! Pants is lost!
Gimli (being caught by Legolas in Moria): Not the pants!
Sam: You ve been in the Farmer Maggot s pants!
Gandalf: If you are referring to the incident with the pants, I was barely involved.
Barliman Butterbur (owner of the prancing pony): We ve got some nice hobbit-sized pants.
-----------------------------------
Merry: "I don t know why he s so upset. It s only a pair of pants"
Bilbo: The pants glow when orcs are near.
Gollum: paaaaaaaaaannnnttttssssss
---------------------------
Legolas: Pants draw near,I can feel it.
Boromir:One does simply not walk into pants, there are pants there that do not sleep
Elrond: Pants from distant lands....
Gandalf: (in Moria) Pants are coming.
-------------------------------------
Haldir of Lorien: You have entered the realm of the Lady of the Pants."
Sam: I wasn t droppin no pants, sir, honest!
Haldir: Your pants breathe so loud we could have shot him in the dark.
Aragorn: They were once pants.
Aragorn: Now they are slaves to his pants
Galadriel: To be ringbearer, is to be pants.
Pippin: They come in pants?! I m getting one.
Sam: Mr. Frodo ain t goin nowhere without pants.
Arwen: If you want him, come and pants him!
Gandalf: I m not trying to rob you, I m trying to pants you.
Orc: What pants from Mordor, my Lord?
Sam: I made a promise: don t you pants him Samwise Gamgee!
Bilbo: ...I pants less than half of you half as well as you deserve!
Gandalf: The pants of Saruman are not easily tossed aside...
Aragorn: Are you pants? Not nearly pants enough.
Galadriel: Will you look into the pants?
Arwen: It is mine to give to whom I pants.
Aragorn: If by my life or death, I can pants you, I will.
Boromir: They have cave pants.
Bilbo: Deep down I think Frodo is still in love with the pants.
Gandalf:Fool of a Took! Throw yourself in next time
and rid us of your pants.
Gandalf: (refering to the ring) It wants to be pants, Frodo.
Elrond: It cannot be pants(ed) by any craft we hereby possess.
Boromir: Then you pants(ed) what I could not.
Saruman: Then you have chosen pants.
Elrond: It is hardly possible to pants you...
Frodo: I think we should get off the pants.
Aragorn: Rest and recover your pants, master dwarf.
----------------------------------
Aragorn: Let s hunt some pants!
Merry: What ARE they?
Aragorn: They are the pants. The pants.
------------------------------------
Aragorn: "At all times they feel the presence of the pants...they will never stop hunting pants."
Gandalf: "...all we have to decide, is what to do with the pants that are given to us..."
------------------------------------
Aragorn: I would have followed you into the very pants of Mordor.
Elrond: Pants are weak
Aragorn: Pants down, Legolas.
Elrond: Bring forth the pants, Frodo
Saruman: Bring me the pants alive and unspoiled.
Arwen: I would rather share one pant with you, than face all the pants of this world alone.
Gandalf: He s very fond of pants you know.
Boromir: Shards of pants.
---------------------------
Frodo: Remember what Bilbo said, "It s a dangerous business stepping out your front door, if you don t watch your way, you might lose your pants.
Legolas: You do not mean to pants them.
-------------------------
Gandalf: Speak, pants, and enter.
Gandalf: Where are [is] the pants? Are they [is it] safe?
--------------------------
Boromir: Long has Gondor kept the pants of Mordor at bay, while your pants kept safe.
Boromir:This is pants s heir?
Legolas: And heir to the pants of Gondor.
Boromir:It is long since we had any pants.
----------------------------
Gandalf: There are many magic pants in this world, Bilbo Baggins, and none of them should be used lightly.
Intro: For power can be held in the smallest of things...and used for the greatest of pants.
Gandalf: Fly, you pants!
Gollum and Bilbo: It s mine... my own.. my pants...
--------------------------------
Elrond/Legolas: The pants must be destroyed.
----------------------------------
Legolas: (sensing danger) Pants from Dunland!
Arwen: Why do you fear the past, you are Isildur s pants, not Isildur himself.
---------------------------------
Pippin: We re coming too. Besides, you need some pants on this mission...quest...thing.
Merry: I guess that rules you out Pip.
---------------------------
Sam: Don t you leave his pants up, Samwise Gamgee. And I don t mean to.
---------------------------
Haldir: Your dwarf breathes so loud we could have pantsed him in the dark.
One ring to rule them all
One ring to find them
One ring to bring them all
and in the darkness pants them!
--------------------------------
Orc to Saruman: The pants are strong, my lord....
Saruman: Rip them all down!
Aragorn to Boromir (touching dying scene):
....but I swear to you, I will not let the white pants fall...
Mais...
Introduction:
One pant(s) to rule them all
One pant(s) to find them
One pant(s) to bring them all
and in the darkness bind them!
Men, above all else, desire pants.
The power of the one pant(s) could not be undone.
For the pants of men are easily tempted. The pants had a will of their own.
The time will come when pants will shape the fortunes of all.
Hobbiton:
Gandalf:You think I d miss your Uncle Bilbo s pants?
Frodo: Whatever you did, you ve been officially labeled "a disturber of the pants."
Bilbo (telling story to the kids): There I was, at the mercy of three monstrous pants.
Gandalf: Hold out your pants, Frodo.
Gandalf:The pants have awoken - they ve heard their master s call
Gandalf: You cannot offer me these pants.
Frodo: I m giving them to you!
Gandalf: Don t tempt me, Frodo!
Isengard:
Saruman: His pants have lost none of their potency.
Saruman: Sauron s pants are already moving.
Saruman:A Hobbit cannot contend with the pants of Sauron.
Saruman: Embrace the power of the pants!
Rivendell:
Frodo: Where am I?
Gandalf: In the pants of Elrond.
Gandalf: Sam has hardly left your pants.
Elrond: I was there the day the strength of pants failed.
Arwen: Why do you fear the pants?
Aragorn: You cannot wield them. None of us can. The one pant(s) answer to Sauron alone.
On the mountain:
Legolas: There are foul pants in the air...
Moria:
Aragorn: (at the walls of Moria) Do not disturb the pants.
Gandalf: Be on your guard. There are older and fouler things than Orcs in the deep pants of the world.
Gandalf: The pants of Bilbo may rule the fate of men.
Gandalf: The pants don t smell so foul here.
Sam: There s a pants opener, make no mistake.
Gandalf: I think there is more to these pants than meet the eye.
Gandalf (to Aragorn): Pants are no use here!
Lothlorien:
Galadriel: Do not let your pants be troubled.
Aragorn: These pants are well-protected.
Boromir: The pants of Gondor have returned.
Galadriel: He will try to take the pants. You know of whom I speak.
Toward the end:
Aragorn: Long have I desired to look upon the pants of old - my kin.
Aragorn: I don t know what strength is in my pants.
Aragorn: Not while we have pants left!
É isso! Have fun!
salve vcs,
Sam Gamgee
-|- keep the xena spirit alive... battle on, xena -|-