Sister Jack
Usuário
Aqui foi um e-mail q mandei pro dono do Aint It Cool News, Harry Knowles. Li uma matéria q ele fez quando ele visitou a nasa e fiquei encucado com uma pergunta. Aí eu escrevi esse e-mail meio doido pra ele. Sabia q ele gosta de coisas engraçadas. e ele respondeu.
I M JUST A BRAZILLIAN BASTARD WHO CAN T SPELL
Harry, my name is... You can call me Folco Gamgee.
I m sending this e-mail to you because I read one of your stories...
RUBBER ASS
You know, there are times in life where you have to make a choice.
There are times in life where you have to forget the past and move on.
That s my problem. I can t forget the past. I can t forget what I read
on one of your stories. It s squeezing my head, making my brains come
out of my ears and of my mouth.
HARRY HAS A BEER AND CHEETS ON HIS MIND
I was reading the storie about your visit to the set of Michael Bay s
Meteor crap. I like your stories. They re fun and cool. COOL. LIFE.
Where s life? Maybe it s knocking on heaven s door.
"YEP, THEY SURE DO"
You like mysteries, don t you Harry? You like creating mysteries. You
like to play with our minds.
NIPPLES
"Then after Morbius tells us that we have seen it all,
I comment upon something upon the wall. I can t say
what, but Morbius takes the object and reveals something
that literally almost caused me to wet myself. This
was the thing, you would never guess, never see,
and never hear of in any NASA tour or book. A secret
that Father Geek, RoboGeek, Geek #2 and I will never
reveal. But for the rest of the night, it was this
thing that made us tremble and shake. We knew something
sooooo coool. It opened millions of cool courses of
trouble making, adventure and coolness. And we knew."
You remember this, Harry? Do you remember it?
I ve been, for five days, wondering what was that.
I swear to god, I won t tell anyone, I won t ask anything
else, I m not just a film geek, I also like Sci-Fi and
Space stories. Please tell me what was that. I ve been
one of your biggest fans and if you could just tell me
what that was, I would anything for you.
GOD HAS A BEER AND CHEETS ON FOLCO S LIFE
And you know what is the biggest reason for you to tell me
your secret? It s because...
I M JUST A BRAZILLIAN BASTARD WHO CAN T SPELL
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"Mate um Louco e você é Folco. Mate um Cão e você é um Bobão. Mate um Gato e queta o Facho. Ame bilhões e você é Papai Noel."
Pamonhas de Piracicaba!
(Clube da Insônia)
I M JUST A BRAZILLIAN BASTARD WHO CAN T SPELL
Harry, my name is... You can call me Folco Gamgee.
I m sending this e-mail to you because I read one of your stories...
RUBBER ASS
You know, there are times in life where you have to make a choice.
There are times in life where you have to forget the past and move on.
That s my problem. I can t forget the past. I can t forget what I read
on one of your stories. It s squeezing my head, making my brains come
out of my ears and of my mouth.
HARRY HAS A BEER AND CHEETS ON HIS MIND
I was reading the storie about your visit to the set of Michael Bay s
Meteor crap. I like your stories. They re fun and cool. COOL. LIFE.
Where s life? Maybe it s knocking on heaven s door.
"YEP, THEY SURE DO"
You like mysteries, don t you Harry? You like creating mysteries. You
like to play with our minds.
NIPPLES
"Then after Morbius tells us that we have seen it all,
I comment upon something upon the wall. I can t say
what, but Morbius takes the object and reveals something
that literally almost caused me to wet myself. This
was the thing, you would never guess, never see,
and never hear of in any NASA tour or book. A secret
that Father Geek, RoboGeek, Geek #2 and I will never
reveal. But for the rest of the night, it was this
thing that made us tremble and shake. We knew something
sooooo coool. It opened millions of cool courses of
trouble making, adventure and coolness. And we knew."
You remember this, Harry? Do you remember it?
I ve been, for five days, wondering what was that.
I swear to god, I won t tell anyone, I won t ask anything
else, I m not just a film geek, I also like Sci-Fi and
Space stories. Please tell me what was that. I ve been
one of your biggest fans and if you could just tell me
what that was, I would anything for you.
GOD HAS A BEER AND CHEETS ON FOLCO S LIFE
And you know what is the biggest reason for you to tell me
your secret? It s because...
I M JUST A BRAZILLIAN BASTARD WHO CAN T SPELL
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"Mate um Louco e você é Folco. Mate um Cão e você é um Bobão. Mate um Gato e queta o Facho. Ame bilhões e você é Papai Noel."
Pamonhas de Piracicaba!
(Clube da Insônia)