Ow, não tô parando de rir!!! HHAHAHAHHA!! FICOU MUUUUITO CÔMICO, PARABENS!
E o Frodo, vai aprender ingles!!!!
Só adicionaria uma coisa (naum tem no livro mas td bem):
Gandalf and Radagast are traveling down an empty road in a huge plain, with their horses riding really fast. Suddenly, a tree jumps in the middle of the road.
Gandalf and Radagast stop their horses.
GANDALF: What the fuck is going on?
RADAGAST: What hell? That aint my bitch!
The tree actually is an ent. A female ent. Fimbrethil.
FIMBRETHIL: Hell, I aint your bitch, nigger. And you aint eating my pussy!
RADAGAST: Hell no!
FIMBRETHIL: Mithrandir! What the hell are you doing here, whitey bastard?
GANDALF: Fimbrethil, we have to pass. It s a matter of life or death.
FIMBRETHIL: I would have let you pass, if it wasn t for the Brownie there?
RADAGAST: Did that bitch just call me Brownie? I m gonna brown your ass, bitch. Gonna get medieval on your wooden ass!
FIMBRETHIL: Hell no!
RADAGAST: I aint called Radagast, The Brown because I smell like shit.
FIMBRETHIL: It s because you look like shit!
RADAGAST: Well, you aint Cameron Diaz yourself, you know?
FIMBRETHIL: I might not be Cameron freaking Diaz, but you aint Samuel L Jackson!
RADAGAST: But you would still let me eat your pussy, bitch!
FIMBRETHIL: Your pissing me of, nigger.
RADAGAST: Well, you know what? You aint a piece of cake yourself.
Radagast pulls a machine gun from his coat and shoots Fimbrethil. The ent falls on the ground, dead.
RADAGAST: As I said before, you aint my bitch!
Samwise Cordoeiro apears from nowhere takes his AR-15 and shoots RADAGAST on the chest
SAMWISE CORDOEIRO: Fucking bastard! You killed Fimbrethil!! And know what? You do smell like shit!! (achu q pode escrever you DO smell like shit pra dar mais intonação...eu acho)
GANDALF: You fucking Cordoeiro he is ecencial(naum sei como escreve) to teh story! ARGH!
Gandalf say some elvish words and Radagast revives
RADAGAST: Thanks man!
Samwise Cordoeiro walks in the direction of the mountais in the north looking to the floor.
SAMWISE CORDOEIRO: It will be always like that! The principal caracters will allways survive! Fucking bastards! And this part was taken off because one of the principal caracters dies! BASTARDS!
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"I have lost the will to live, simply nothing more to give.
There is nothing more for me, need the end to set me free."
Fade To Black - Metallica
Edited by - Samwise Cordoeiro on 30 January 2002 21:55:27