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Site legal!

Tem este site com as montagens sobre aquele padre que se perdeu:

http://www.asaventurasdopadrevoador.blogspot.com/

:lol:

"EARTH!"
"FIRE!"
"WIND!"
"WATR!"
"HART!"

"GO PLANET!"

"BY UR POWERS COMBIND, IM CAPTAIN PLANET!"

CAPTAIN PLANET, HEZ R HERO
GONNA TAEK POLLUSHUN DOWN 2 ZERO

HEZ R POWERS MAGNIFID
AN HEZ FIGHTIN ON TEH PLANETS SIDE

CAPTAIN PLANET, HEZ R HERO
GONNA TAEK POLLUSHUN DOWN 2 ZERO

GONNA HALP HIM PUT ASUNDR
BAD GUYZ HOO LIEK 2 LOOT AN PLUNDR

"ULL PAI 4 DIS CAPTAIN PLANET!"

WERE TEH PLANETEERS
U CAN BE WAN 2
CAUSE SAVIN R PLANET IZ TEH TING 2 DO!

LOOTIN AN POLLUTIN IZ NOT TEH WAI
HEAR WUT CAPTAIN PLANET HAS 2 SAY!

"TEH POWR IZ YOURS!"

***

woe 2 U Oh Earth An Sea
4 Da Devil Sendz Teh Beast Wif Wrath
Cuz He Knows Teh Tiem Iz Short
Let Him Hoo Hath Understandin
Reckon Teh Numbr Ov Teh Beast
4 It Be Hooman Numbr
Itz Numbr Iz 6 Hundrd An Sixty 6.

I Livd Alone Mah Mind Wuz Blank
I Needd Tiem 2 Finkz 2 Git Teh Memoriez Frum Mah Mind

Wut Did I C? Cud I Bleev? Dat Wut I Saw
Dat Nite Wuz Real An Not Jus Fantasy

Jus Wut I Saw In Mah Old Dreams Wuz They
Reflecshuns Ov Mah Warpd Mind Starin Bak At Me?

Cause In Mah Dreams Iz Always Thar Teh Evil Face Dat Twists Mah Mind
An Brings Me 2 Despair

Nite Wuz Black Wuz No Use Holdin Bak
Cause I Jus Had 2 C Wuz Someone Watchin Me
In Da Mist Dark Figurez Moov An Twist
Wuz All Dis 4 Real Or Jus Sum Kind Ov Hell
666 Teh Numbr Ov Teh Beast
Hell An Fire Wuz Spawnd 2 Be Releasd

Torchez Blazd An Sacrd Chants Wuz Praisd
As They Start 2 Cry Hanz Held 2 Teh Sky
In Da Nite Teh Firez R Burnin Bright
Teh Ritual Has Begun Satanz Werk Iz Dun
666 Teh Numbr Ov Teh Beast
Sacrifice Iz Goin On Tonite

Dis Cant Go On I Must Inform Teh Lord
Can Dis Still Be Real Or Jus Sum Crazy Dream?
But I Feelz Drawn Towardz Teh Chantin Hordez
Seem 2 Mesmerize...cant Avoid Their Eyez
666 Teh Numbr Ov Teh Beast
666 Teh Wan 4 U An Me

Im Comin Bak Im Gonna Return
An Ill Posess Ur Body An Ill Mak U Burn
Ill Has Teh Fire Ill Has Teh Force
Ill Has Teh Powr 2 Mak Mah Evil Taek Itz Course

Vários minutos para ler tudo. :rofl:
 
Tá difícil essa. :rofl:

Mas gostei dessa:

www.50waystohelp.com disse:
17. SHOWER WITH YOUR PARTNER
Not only have you made a wise choice for the environment, but you may notice some other added...um...benefits.
 
Essa é muito boa mesmo.

Edit: Pensando bem essa aí não é nada boa pro meio ambiente. O banho demoraria beeeem mais. :think:

Essa outra aqui eu sigo a risca:

42. DOWNLOAD YOUR SOFTWARE

Most software comes on a compact disc, and more than thirty billion compact discs of all types are sold annually. That's a huge amount of waste, not to mention the associated packaging. Another bonus to downloading your software is that it's often available for download at a later date when you upgrade to a new computer or are attempting to recover from a crash.
 
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Então, depois dos LOLcats, fortemente impulsionados pelo 4chan e o icanhascheezburger, agora vem ao mundo, os LOLcharts.

http://graphjam.com

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